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Do you think it's possible to create a breathlyzer that you can install in your car and to unlock the car you would have to breathe into it and if you're over the legal limit the car stays locked, restricting you from going anywhere? Just a random idea I had to help curb drunk driving. I dont know anything about engineering, cars, or breathlyzers.

edwardspoonhands:

This is so possible that it’s an actual thing for people who have multiple DUIs. They have them mandated by judges. 

Posted 10 hours ago With 1,215 notes

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

Posted 10 hours ago With 477,759 notes

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

Posted 10 hours ago With 184,312 notes

Town of Salem, game of thrones, and banished will be the death of me

Posted 13 hours ago With 0 notes

HETALIANS MUST SEE MY DISCOVERY

mikibearginski:

eren—jagerbombastic:

HETALIANS LISTEN.

SOME SCIENTISTS CREATED A PLANT THAT GROWS TOMATOES AND POTATOES.image

AND I THOUGHT OF A CERTAIN SHIP.

WE SHALL CALL THIS PLANT

THE GERMANO PLANT

Posted 14 hours ago With 427 notes